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Please, please, please …. BAN CIGARETS!

Is it asking too much of this lame brain Congress to ban cigarets? Ban the manufacture, sale, and use of cigarets? If those pointy heads could agree to fund wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, don’t tell me they’re not smart … Continue reading

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Make lotsa money, work your own hours; thank the federal and state governments! And it ain’t Socialism

Or, as John Wayne said, “Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.” So if … Continue reading

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Toby Expands ‘No Biggies, No Ciggies’ Rule; “We will no longer hire when the applicant comes from a broken home.”

(ClevelandClinicWorld, O.) — Toby Cosgrove, Warlord at the Cleveland  Clinic, announced yesterday that the Clinic, famous for not considering job applications from tubs of goo or nicotine addicts, will no longer consider applications from persons whose parents are divorced, separated, … Continue reading

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Much Ado About Nothing: GM’s Marketing Department

Ah, General Motors, one of our mega-companies where morons make careers.  Couldn’t tell it by their sales figures, but GM has a marketing department.  The Chevy division’s vice president of marketing is Jim Campbell.

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